dementia

  • Ah, Tripoli…

    Mum and I are sitting watching the news from Libya. Mum: Tripoli? I thought that was in America. Me: No, Mum. That’s in Libya. Mum: There was an American film made about it – The Shores of Tripoli. Me: Never heard of it, but America does make films about different places. Mum: But it was…

  • Ossama is Dead

    I came home to a phone message from my mum. “Hello, it’s me. Mum. Just phoning you to let you know Ossama Bin Laden is dead, but everything is alright here.” The world will breathe easier for that, Mum.

  • I have a sore bone.

    [tweetmeme source=”nettiewriter” http://www.URL.com] Me: How are you? Mum: I’ve got a sore bone. Me: Sore bone?