deaf
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Luther
In the car, taking mum to Tesco (where else?) and running out of things to tell her. She watches a LOT of TV, so… Me: Did you watch Luther last night? Mum: What? Me: Luther. Mum: What? Me: (louder) Luther. Mum: What? Me: (louder) Luther. Mum: Flipper? No, I didn’t see Flipper was it- Me:…
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Don’t Panic!
[tweetmeme source=”nettiewriter” http://www.URL.com] Mum: I phoned the doctor today and it was shut ‘cos there’s some sort of big emergency.
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Hats, they make you deaf, you know.
[tweetmeme source=”nettiewriter” http://www.URL.com] Me: Mum, can you pass me the prescription? Mum: … Me: Mum, please, pass me the prescription? Mum: … Me: MUM! Mum: What? Were you speaking to me? I’m wearing a hat. Me: … ***** Mum: What are you looking for? Gingerbread? Me: I don’t eat gingerbread. Haven’t had that for years.…