Mum: I’m too hot.
Me: Why don’t you open the window then?
Mum: I don’t know how.
Me: (encouragingly) Yes you do! You remember.
Mum: (thinks) Oh, aye! (makes a grab for a handle)
Me: NOOOOOOOOO! That’s the door handle! The windows are electric!
Mum: Oh.
Me: (plans on doubling the medication)
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