Me: Your granddaughter is going to parliament to watch a debating competition.
Mum: Where?
Me: Parliament.
Mum: London? (smiling)
Me: No, Edinburgh.
Mum: (frowns) Ah widnae go to Edinburgh just now.
Me: Why not?
Mum: ‘Cos of that Legionnaires disease.
Me: It’s not catching…
Mum: (raises eyebrows)
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