Jam

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Mum: I need jam.

Me: Ok, what kind?

Mum: Peach.

Me: Peach?

Mum: Yes.

Me: Do you mean apricot?

Mum: Yes

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I was looking at notebooks.

Mum: That’s got a nice batter.

Me: Batter?

Mum: Aye, batter.

Me: Batter? What’s a batter?

Mum: Batter! It’s the batter! That bit there (pointing)

Me: Cover? DO you mean the cover?

Mum: Aye, that’s what I said, the cover.

Me: …
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Comments

6 responses to “Jam”

  1. beeeze Avatar

    This is very familiar. My Mother was upset yesterday because she had ‘a large loaf’. No clue.

    1. nettiewriter Avatar

      LOL – priceless! We should introduce them!

  2. Anne Mackle Avatar

    Nettie,I’m going to stick up for your mum here as I knew exactly what she was talking about when she said the book had a nice batter as we used that word al lot when I was wee.It’s an old Scottish word for book cover. One nil to mum I think, ha ha.

    1. nettiewriter Avatar

      Is it? Oh well, I stand corrected. On that one. ~;0)

  3. Anne Mackle Avatar

    It’s a long time since I heard it said. Used to put a new batter on our school books.

    1. nettiewriter Avatar

      You know, now you mention it, that does sound familiar. I think that’s what we called it too!

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